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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Mouthy.

Doodlebug in Sunlight

Doodlebug: Why does "ass" mean "butt?"

Me: I don't know why. They just both mean the same thing. We don't say "ass," though. Right?

Doodlebug: Right. I know. I just wondered.

Junebug in Sunlight

Junebug: Well, instead of "but, please," can we say "Ass, please?"

Me: Snicker, glumph, ha hahahaha

Dr. SmartyPants: Hooo haaaa haa ha ha

Me: (Having now recovered from the pre-adolescent meltdown of laughter) No, dear. At least not outside of this house.

So long, November, and thanks for the memories.