I have drawn. I haven't posted. I will. I've been MULCHING. And I'm still not done...
This conversation is from a run to the Home Depot. When we got there, I stopped the truck, pulled out a sheet of paper and a pen and immediately wrote it down so I wouldn't forget it.
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D: (after saying something inappropriate to his brother). I'm sorry. I can't help myself!
Me: Yes you can help yourself. You are the only one who can help yourself. You are the only one in charge of your mouth.
J: And your body. And your testicles.
D: We don't HAVE testicles.
J: Yes, we do.
Me: Yes, you do.
D: Where?
J: Right here (I hear rustling noises in the back seat)
D: Oh. I thought you meant stinging testicles.
Me: What?
D: Stinging testicles.
Me: ...................................................................Oh. Like jellyfish?
D: Yes.
Me: Those are called TENTACLES.
D: Oh.
That's like the funniest thing I ever heard. I'm dying here ...
ReplyDeleteYour boys are a riot!
lOL!!! So very funny. Gotta love kids.
ReplyDeleteOh! Punkin, I have an onorus chore to do today, and was down til I read this. I will still be laughing when I tell Torrie that I quit as of this afternoon!!!!!
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Ok, ya wanna help me up off the floor now! Gawaff * Snort* wiping of tears* This is too funny! I'm so glad you shared this!
ReplyDeleteThat is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard! What made him think to say that??? I promise you...Trey did not teach him that one!
ReplyDeleteLOL...I don't know what's funnier - J deciding to bring up the fact that D has control over THEM or D mistaking them for tentacles.
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You just made my day! Love the drawing too...
ReplyDeleteOh I'm so glad your clarified that.
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