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Monday, July 28, 2008

Jelvis Has Left the Building


J in Cade's Cove, originally uploaded by diahn.

In the car today, voices from the backseat (as the stuffed animals they were playing with)

D: (High pitched) Oh, I totally forgot that Elvis was your dad.

J: Thank ya...thank ya very much.

D: So. Why do you have to dress like your dad all the time?

J: (deep, drawling voice) 'Cause that's how you get the women.

Me: (bursting out laughing) What do you do with the women once you get them?

D: (Completely like duh) You marry them.

Oh. Lord. Help me.


People - Lock.  Up.  Your.  Daughters.