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Thursday, March 07, 2013

Paving the Way

Joshua Cades Cove MillDerek Close

Life with boys...

Conversation after supper last night:

Joshua (on the left): You know, when someone farts, they should just tell people it was because of the concrete, or you know, the stuff they pave roads with.

Me: What? What does that even mean?

Joshua: Well...you know...asphalt? Ass-fault! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Derek: HAHAHAHA...wait. Asphalt?

Me: (laughing uncontrollably. horrified, and yet proud.) C'mon, D. Whose fault? Asphalt!

Derek: HAHAHAHHAHA...

Dr. SmartyPants: (facepalm) Oh, dear Lord.