When I Grow Up

Job Wanted:

Applicant holds advanced degrees in geology, super-advanced degrees in chauffeuring mothering and an infinite passion for learning new things of all topics.

Job must include:

Creative thinking and experimentation.
Googling.
Pinterest.
Telling other people what to do.
Drawing and painting.
Science.
Sparkly things.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Frequent travel to semi-exotic locations paid for by company.
Writing captivating blog posts such as this one.
Telling other people what to do.

Salary requirement is negotiable. Will consider commission-based work, as long as I can tell other people what to do.

Resume available upon request.