Life with boys...
Conversation after supper last night:
Joshua (on the left): You know, when someone farts, they should just tell people it was because of the concrete, or you know, the stuff they pave roads with.
Me: What? What does that even mean?
Joshua: Well...you know...asphalt? Ass-fault! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Derek: HAHAHAHA...wait. Asphalt?
Me: (laughing uncontrollably. horrified, and yet proud.) C'mon, D. Whose fault? Asphalt!
Derek: HAHAHAHHAHA...
Dr. SmartyPants: (facepalm) Oh, dear Lord.
Literally just laughed out loud. :)
ReplyDeleteI know. He slays me. The other day, we stopped at a convenience store on the way to the Smokies, and everyone used the facilities. When he came out, he said, "Whew. That bathroom smelled like donkey...and I think you know what I mean by donkey..."
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