Today: A List (no fooling)

• I woke up and immediately helped clean up a Jasper accident. He's a crate escape artist.
• He has an amazing bladder capacity.
• I ate cheerios with a little sugar for breakfast.
• I drank two cups of coffee.
• I kissed Dr. SmartyPants and wished him good luck on his first day in his new position. (He's awesome.)
• I went to ALDI to buy groceries.
• I love ALDI.
• I went to Target.
• I love Target.
• My car got hit in the parking lot of Target by an elderly lady.
• I was driving past her. She pulled out just as my hood passed her. She hit me in the rear passenger door.
• She pressed her gas pedal to the floor and kept pushing my car.
• Then she put it in reverse.
• That's when she hit the guy behind her.
• I got out and kissed my 5,000 pound SUV and promised it some extra special gas the next time we filled up.
• I was thankful: no one was injured, my kids were at home (she hit the door where Derek normally sits), we were all insured, two people gave me their numbers as witnesses, I wasn't driving my Mustang.
• I came home and unloaded the groceries while I talked to the insurance people.
• We ate leftover bratwurst for lunch.
• Chico bit Derek
• Chico may have just signed his eviction order.
• We played tennis. I started playing with the boys, but my adrenaline rush from the accident went away rather rapidly, so I sat on a bench and stared at my precious babies play each other.
• They rock.
• We came home.
• Smarty is on his way home.
• We're going to watch Rafael and Roger play tonight.
• Unless I pass out first.
• I need chocolate.